Michele Bardsley - I'm the Vampire, That's Why (the Broken Heart, Oklahoma series 1)

There's a new breed of soccer mom in town-with fangs.

Does drinking blood make me a bad mother? That's the question single mom Jessica Matthews faces when she wakes from a savage attack sucking on the thigh of Patrick O'Halloran, a super-hot Irish vampire who'd generously offered his femoral artery to save her from death...only to make her one of the undead.

Jessica can't rest until the beast that did this to her is caught. Meanwhile, she's having trouble committing to Patrick (in the vampire handbook, physical intimacy costs you several hundred years of being bound together) and keeping her kids in line.

Ah what a LOL I get with reading this book. You know I like to vs writers well this is MaryJanice Davidson VS Susan Sizemore.

Jessie is a widow and it’s sucks not only did her rotting ex-husband cheat on her she has to life with the fact that he is dead she’s a life and that his girlfriend for whom he left her for is still in town with their baby.

But that is al coming to change when she is taking the garbage out side and is attacked by some hairy thing and the moment when she is awake she finds her shelf sucking blood out of the (upper ) leg of some hunkie Irishman. Shit and her libido was on a downhill now it’s racing sky high. Then when she is let to the gym were 10 other people are waiting, al town folks who are just turn to vamp. But the thing that’s sucks the most is that Ex-hubbies girlfriend is all so vamp that is just not fair. So what do you do right claw the shit out of that husband steeling bitch. But ohhhh no that is not aloud. And just when you think you got your rage under control your hunky Irishman tells you he is not only your master but also yeah you feel that one coming ehy. But this one is yours and hole Broken heart will know it but you don’t claim him he just has to fallow some rules (uhh he don’t know that there are any rules but for good order there are some) : Not looking at other women , not touching other women not smiling to other women as for the other women: Don’t look at the man, don’t touch the man no smiling at the man or momma is going to kick some serious ass. Oh And most of al don’t touch the children because then you ‘re dead meat. Well that sums it all up.

If you like humor and vamps then this book is your cup of tea. The story is simple but intriguing enough to want to know more about the town called Broken heart, where “other kin” Want to start a new life for their own, and the people of broken heart are a happy to leave the town that had give them a broken heart ( hence the name) but put in some rough vamps who want domination on humans and some hunkie males to save the day then you get a lovely read for a Sunday afternoon when you want to sink down and have some fun.